MBM’izing Zoolander
In honor of Ben Stiller’s birthday, I offer up this stream-of-consciousness analysis of the fantastic movie Zoolander through the MBM lens (here’s the trailer if you haven’t seen it (you should really see it)). Feel free to contribute HR-appropriate additions, offer critiques, and be ridiculously good looking:
- Fulfillment: “I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”
- Incorrect Mental Models: “What is this? A center for ants?!” after Derek sees a 1/10th scale model of a future building.
- Incentives: [Derek to other male models] “You know what would help you sort through these important issues?” [Models respond] “ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!!“
- Theory of Constraints: “How can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?”
- Innovation: “I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE!“
- Prices, Profits & Loss: Estimated $28M budget, return of over $45M
- Integrity: “[Darnit] Derek, I’m a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.” (Said by the film and television actor Jon Voight.)
- Challenge: [Derek] “What say we settle this on the runway… Han-Solo?” [Hansel responds] “Are you challenging me to a walk-off… Boo-Lander?”
- Virtue & Talents: “I’m not an ambi-turner.”
- Humility: “I’m sorry I was wack.”
- Respect–Teamwork: “If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.” [David Bowie offers to help judge the "walk-off" competition.]
- Decision Rights: [Insider J.P. Prewitt] “Male models don’t think for themselves.” [Derek] ”That’s not true!” [Prewitt] “Yes it is, Derek.” [Derek, meekly] “Okay.”
- Competitive Analysis: [VH1 Reporter] “Derek, are you worried about Hansel?” [Derek] “Uhh, not as much as I’m worried about Gretel.”
- Compliance–Safety: [Derek lightly coughs] “I think I’m getting the black lung” [after his first few hours spent in a coal mine.]
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